Posts Tagged: humor


16
Jul 10

Life in the Fast (Food) Lane

Yep. That’s where we were.

Taco Bell to be exact.  We pulled up in the long lunchtime line and stopped a few feet behind a large truck whose driver was placing his order at the speaker.   After a minute or so of silent waiting, 26 month old Jack yells out the window “MOOOVE!”.

I ignored him once hoping the fellow in front of us didn’t hear.

Unfortunately, the second time he yelled slightly louder since, apparently, the 1st time didn’t do the trick.

Embarrassed, I turn and tell him that it’s OK, and that the poor hungry fellow in front of us will move as soon as he is finished ordering his little lunch.

Another minute of happy silence passes.

And then…. “MOOOOOOVVVEEEEEE!!!!” Jack yells, a 3rd and final time.

Whether it was by fate or sheer coincidence, at that exact moment the fellow in front of us suddenly pulls ahead in the line and we’re able to move up to the speaker.

And what does my son do?

He begins singing “We did it!” and dancing in his seat, waving his arms in circles excitedly ala Dora the Explorer.

We did it…we did it…oh yes we did it.

We forced the mean ol’ truck that was stopped in our way, dang it, to MOOOOVVEEEE.  Just so we could order our  number 4 cheesy beef burrito $2 meal deal.

Oh yes, we did it.

At least, according to my 2 year old, we did.


29
Jun 10

Those cute moments we ought to write down for posterity… but rarely do

SCENE: My husband Kevin just walked in from work.

“Guess what Jack did!” I exclaim.

Kev looks down at Jack who is drinking a bottle whilst sitting naked as a jaybird in his blue spiderman toddler chair watching TV. In his other hand he’s holding a random pink tape measure & his legs are covered in his latest pen-artwork tattoo’ing.

Kev raises an eyebrow at me.

“Oh, besides all that…” I reply…


9
Jun 09

Look what I found in my Garden…

This is my first year of (halfway) successful gardening.  For the past 26 summers of my life (give or take 3-4 considering I was a baby during some of them), I have wished I could grow things.  Any thing.  But alas, I’ve always had a black thumb, successfully killing everything from an impossible to kill spider plant to a silk petunia.

So why have I been able to successfully grow tomatoes, chives, pumpkins, and beans from tiny seeds this year?

I was wondering that too.  Perhaps someone had been helping me behind my back??

Well, today, I found the answer.  

It took a lot of stealthy snooping, but I finally caught him….red green handed.

Doozer Meets World by you.

Doozer Meets World by you.

Doozer Meets World by you.

Doozer Meets World by you.

Doozer Meets World by you.

Doozer Meets World by you.

Doozer Meets World by you.

Doozer Meets World by you. Doozer Meets World by you.

Doozer Meets World by you.

Doozer Meets World by you.

Doozer Meets World by you.

Doozer Meets World by you.

Doozer Meets World by you.

He can run, but he can’t hide anymore!


22
Nov 08

A List of Original Thankfulness

Ever wondered what the original pilgrims found to be thankful for way back in the day before electricity, crockpots, can openers, french’s fried onions, instant gravy, and frozen turkeys?  

Well, I’ve found the answer.  Here.  

Go read it now.  I dare you.

(Warning:  Please do not have pepsi in your mouth while reading this or your screen might get soaked.  Just sayin’!)