Little Jack’s Corner

Ok.  While reading this, please keep in mind that I have a 3 month old son.  Because I can assure you, some of these I don’t say to my husband. 

• Chu is so cute!
• Lemme change yo stinkie butt…
• Momma’s little poopie head
• I’m Hungry
• Laahn! (Jack’s word for “I’m Hungry”)
• Puppup is out again.
• Is he sleepin?
• He’s awake…
• Can you get me some water?
• Gabriella is so cute and yella… (said to our dog)
• My boobs hurt
• I love you!
• ohhhh my little baby boy
• You are so wonderful
• I swear, these diapers are multiplying
• Puppup ate your chips
• Where’s your / my keys?
• What did I do with the clean underwear basket??
• I hate laundry
• Is the flashlight battery charged (i use it to read in bed)
• Jack, let’s go see grammy and papa!
• Can you please put the chair back when you’re done?
• Have you seen my shoes?
• Can you dial my cell phone, I can’t find it
• The neighbors are probably watching
• He pooped… again
• Your turn!
• Be careful
• It’s hot in here
• Does napolean(a) have water?
• Did you  brush your teeth?
• Hold him while I take a shower
• Let’s get a Pizza