…..Or….
In which Mommy wanted to impress, but it just really doesn’t work out that way.

You know, there are so many truly awesome blogs out there where mommies are constantly popping post after fabulous post showing what appears to be perfect little toddler and preschoolers creating perfect little projects while learning perfect little lessons about life.
Heck, some of the kids are not even toddlers yet.
(It’s all amazing how much little kids are capable of when given the chance to truly succeed!)
Recently, having read everything I could get my hands on about teaching my up-&-coming toddler, I was beyond impressed and filled to the brim with creative ideas. So. I went out and bought the trays and the gadgets and created all the homemade whatsits to store in the perfect playroom. The scene was set, the supplies were here, and the earth was his oyster…or something like that.

Visions of this bloggy photo perfection I’d seen in other preschool blogs were hovering all around me.
That’s right, folks. Forget sugar plums. Visions of smiling, happy kids (not even 3 years old yet) pouring beeds, cutting out papers, reciting their state capitals, and dot-markering the letter A for Alligator danced in my head.
In some of those more extreme visions, my toddler would excitedly - but carefully – explore the wonders of the art world and be hailed as the next Rembrandt by his 5th birthday….

Art would be his calling.
Through art, he would fulfill all of mommy’s desires to be an artist.
Oh yes. I said it.
Mommy’s desires.
(See, I cannot draw worth a lick. It sucks. I’d be a millionaire on Cafepress if I could JUST DRAW dang it).
Early art training would easily solve that.
Right?

(We call the above masterpiece, “Paper Turkey in the Straw”.)

Then, after it was all said and done, I would upload my 107 photos and blog happily about each activity we accomplished along with what pertinent area of development it corresponded with.

All of my photos would be perfect and my readers would then oooohhh and ahhhh over what a fantabulous mom I had suddenly turned into.

It was all soooo very simple.

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Now. I could stop these photos right here and happily let you think that I finally DID fulfill this mommy-teaching-a-wild-2-year-old-lessons-everyday thing.
And for 9.5 seconds I silently pondered if that would be the right thing to do or not.
But then reality hit and I remembered something.
I’m not. that. mom.
You know the one. The one with the educational blog posts we all admire and drool over when we are out there in bloggy land gathering the most absitively posilutely fabulous tips on lapbooking for tots, tot schooling, and all around tot learning goodness.
I’m not her. I’m not anyone else. I’m just… me…… a doofus mom haphazardly documenting this runaway train called “growth” in my not-so-little-anymore firstborn child- both the good parts and the bad. With a 2 year old and a newborn, there are some days when I do good to put my pants on when I get out of bed.
Heck, there are some days when I do good to even FIND my pants.
I truly want the best for my son, just like you all out there want the best for your kids. Yet sometimes….somedays…(and I’m loathe to admit this)…Seseme Street is the best I can manage. One day I’ll get it all together, but until then, I’ll close my computer, stop daydreaming, and remember that our life is our life. It’s far from perfect, but it is fun.

Fortunately, my son is coming along just fine despite my faults.
And the perfect art lesson shown at the start of this post?
Here are the photos showing real life near the end of that art lesson….


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And considering that Michelangelo got his big break in ceiling artwork, I may have a genius on my hands afterall…




































