Attack of the Killer Spider!
(Voiced by 4 month old Jack-Evan, Typed by Mommy)

Today we went to the river.

…or..at least, that’s what Dad said it was.

It was a bit chilly, so I held onto my Pooh bear to keep him warm.

Mommy didn’t have a Pooh bear, so she held onto Daddy.

As we were strolling down the pathway, beside the river, we spied a cool flower.

Well, I think it was a flower.

Hey, pooh bear, do you think we’ll see anything else interesting?

Suddenly, an feeling of foreboding swept over us.
Darkness engulfed us as the sun slipped silently behind a heavy cloud.
From out of nowhere, the wind began to howl.

“Holy Cow! Look at THAT!” I heard Dad cry.

It was…..

A killer spider, as big as my Pooh Bear!

Help me! Mommy, will you save me??!

Mommy to the rescue!
With trusting hands, my mommy grabbed ahold of my stroller, and carried me off to safety.

Suddenly, the sun broke free from the dark cloud.
Birds began to sing again.
All was right in the world.

We saw many things after that, but none so terrific as the killer spider.

The End.
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(Note of interest: you can read about the spider we saw here!
Mommy told me later that it wasn’t really “Killer” of course….
But when you’re 4 months old, you can’t take any chances)
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September 30th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I’m so afraid of spiders that probably would have killed me right there on the spot!
October 4th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Colleen » LOL! i dont like them much either…my hubby kept telling me the spider was gonna shoot spider poison out when i was trying to “be brave” and get a closeup photo!! i knew he was joking, but it still made my heart pound - especially when i scared the spider and he started running up his web suddenly.
November 16th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
me to DEATH to the spiders lol jk they are very good for killing flys the only GOOD thing they are made for ♥ brady