First, you must read this.  This right here.   For I am now convinced that I have found the diagnosis to my prolonged disease. 

It’s Cleanus Interruptus, folks.

And as much as I hate to admit it, I believe some of these other diseases affect me at times too!

• Spendus Muchas - when a normal, budget concious wife goes mad and suddenly blows $408.23
• Lookus Baddus - the abrupt dismissal of youth hotness
• Laundrititus - when a mound of clothes threatens to enter your family in Guiness for “World’s Tallest”
• Wanttobe Alonus - the inner cry of a wife after a day of being around too many people
• Leaveme Alonus - the outer cry of a wife when the kids have not been quiet all day
• Foot In Mouthus - when moms ask people in the real world where the “potty” is (or some other foreign… aka… preschool… term)
• You Takem Himus - when a woman, whose husband is playing video games, can somehow no longer hear her child’s cry
• It’s Your Turnus - similar to the You Takem Himus disease, only more rampant

Now I wonder if there’s a miracle cure?

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