(Voiced by 26 month old Jack-Evan, typed by Mommy)
Step 1. Grab his tie when he isn’t looking. Pretend that you aren’t looking either.
Step 2: When he does look, don’t let go.
Step 3: If he begins to choke…hang on tight, because it means you’ve almost caught him.
Step 4: Hurray! You caught him! Now you can claim him as your very own.
Love, Jack-Evan
P.S. This is MY papa. NOT yours. I caught him. You didn’t.
He’s MINE. You can’t have him.
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