(Voiced by a then-24-month-old Jack-Evan, typed now by Mommy)
……
Dear Everyone,
I would really appreciate if someone would loan my mommy $8 for the barber shop because I really don’t want to spend my life looking like this. After all, I have a reputation to build and older girls to catch.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Jack-Evan
P.S. Please don’t tell my mommy. I love my mommy. Put the $8 in an unmarked unanimous envelope and slip it to me under my nursery door. I will then pretend I found it and then pretend to be interested in a barbershop the next time we pass one.
P.S.S. If someone could send me a picture of a barber shop so I’ll know it when I see it, I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks.
P.S.S.S. Don’t tell mommy.
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