10. Nothing is static. The amazingly obedient toddler of yesterday may suddenly discover the concept of disobedience today. And it will most likely happen while you are immobile and nursing a newborn.
9. Toddler poop is the worst smell on earth.
8. Silence is the worst sound on earth.
7. A tiny voice filled with laughter, followed by the word Mama! is the best sound on earth.
6. You’re able to tell others exactly what your toddler is doing, even when he is silent, 100 feet away, and behind 5 solid walls.
5. The car seat straps have to be adjusted every few days because he is growing so fast.
4. Car seat straps are adjustable only by removing the entire said carseat.
3. The latch system which holds said car seat in place takes 2 big adult peoples to unlatch.
2. Food? In the car seat? Yeh. An entire 3rd world country could have been fed with what you’re able to scrounge up.
….and last but not least….
1. In the arms of those you love is the most wonderful place to take a snooze.
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Thanks for the post. They are really helpful. Anyways, I hate Toddler poop smells, too. Yukh!