10 Things I Didn’t Know Before I Became a Mother

  1. You really can understand what your child is saying – even baby gibberish.
  2. The floor you thought was clean wasn’t.  The nickel and 3 fuzzballs in your baby’s hand proves it.
  3. Nothing beats a 5 minute shower, especially when you’re now use to 2 minute ones.
  4. Everyone’s poots smell, but you can pick your baby’s out of a crowd.
  5. Ponytails are tres’ chic and Jewelery is a no-no.
  6. Who needs barbells when you carry around 16 lbs all day?
  7. You body knows when the baby is hungry.
  8. Breastfeeding is great until you suddenly realize that you may end up with absolutely nothing left there.
  9. It’s very possible to nurse, brush your teeth, use the potty, and change clothes all at the same time.
  10. You think you’re not over protective until you realize you just got mad at the thought of your son’s future wife refusing to scratch his back or cook his meal one day. 


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2 comments

  1. I love number 9! But they are all so true.

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  2. lol, great post! So true. =)

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