First, you must read this. This right here. For I am now convinced that I have found the diagnosis to my prolonged disease.
It’s Cleanus Interruptus, folks.
And as much as I hate to admit it, I believe some of these other diseases affect me at times too!
- Spendus Muchas – when a normal, budget concious wife goes mad and suddenly blows $408.23
- Lookus Baddus – the abrupt dismissal of youth hotness
- Laundrititus – when a mound of clothes threatens to enter your family in Guiness for “World’s Tallest”
- Wanttobe Alonus – the inner cry of a wife after a day of being around too many people
- Leaveme Alonus – the outer cry of a wife when the kids have not been quiet all day
- Foot In Mouthus – when moms ask people in the real world where the “potty” is (or some other foreign… aka… preschool… term)
- You Takem Himus – when a woman, whose husband is playing video games, can somehow no longer hear her child’s cry
- It’s Your Turnus – similar to the You Takem Himus disease, only more rampant
Now I wonder if there’s a miracle cure?
LOl! I think I have a few of those too!