Let’s face it. Keeping your car clean when you have an infant on hand is almost impossible for everyone.
Right?
No?
Well for me it is anyway.
So in the midst of it all, I try to find peace, and listen for that still small voice coming from the depths of the floorboard clutter. What did it say to me, you ask?
- Always have an extra water bottle on hand in case you finish your first.
- Better yet, save those tops and you could refill the bottles instead.
- The squished debbie cake has a toe print on it because of not having shoes on.
- If you don’t wear shoes, you don’t eat.
- If something devastating happened to us in the car, they’d be looking for 3 extra missing bodies.
- The final answer to “What’s black and white and red all over?” High Heels. Of course.
- Having a 2 inch thick rubber mat doesn’t stop sand from spreading to the carpet.
- Get thee to the vaccuum shop..
- Free magazines are eye catching.
- Why hasn’t those other books under there been returned to their owner?
So there you have it.
My life. Summed up in the still small voice wafting up from my car floorboard.
“New, absent-minded, dedicated, thirsty mom who occassionally misses meals, can’t find time to clean dirt, and is unable to wear high heels anymore.”
Hehe…Isn’t life great? 
