Yesterday was quite an exciting day around here. As my mother and father arrived over at my house for their daily visit with Prissy (my dad’s yorkie), mom said (with a bit of curiosity in her voice)…
“You have a package on your porch…”
Hrm.
Who would send me a package? I had thought the days of receiving baby gifts were already over.
Excitedly, I ripped open the cardboard box and found…
Another cardboard box.
‘Cept this one was a very very very cutesy deep blue one with a neon green ribbon attatched. The attatched card noted that the gift would help me avoid Jack’s ever present 3 foot streams while diaper changing.
(Excitement builds)
After carefully untying the ribbon, I find the real deal.
And I mean, the really. real. deal.
An honest-to-gollyreal life, mass marketed, 5-to-a-pack PEEEEE PEEEE TEEE PEEE set!!! All I need to do is just slap one of these absorbant babies over my Jack’s little manhood, and no-more-potty-mouth.
My awesome friend Tracy, whom I use to work with, had sent us the surprise gift. 
THANKS TRACY!! (Jack says “goo ga coo”, which of course means “Thanks!” too.)
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LOL! Yay for good friends!
Ha Lisa! It’s fun to see the actual product. I hope they work!! I’m glad to hear you, Kevin, and Jack are doing well.