Spoil Your Child in 5 Easy Steps

1.  Have a newborn?  You need the Balmoral Pram Carriage.  This magnificent beauty comes to you for the whopping low price of $3,999.  Just think, he’ll be the envy of every baby in the park.   (Too bad he won’t remember it.)


2.  Newborns also need cradles.  At the low sale price $5,195, you too can now bury your little duckling in the belly of a swan each night for the first month of his life!  (Just make sure no hunters are in the area.)


3.  Outgrown the cradle? Your new princess needs a crib!   Every mother knows that the secret to getting an 8 week old to sleep 10 hours straight through the night is having a top quality crib.  Well, look no further.  You pay only $14,995 for a restful night.  This beauty also converts to a toddler bed, ensuring that your overal cost for your baby’s first bedding supplies come to only $4,998.33 per year for their first 3 sleepy years of life. (Mattress not included)


4.  1st birthday?  Get him the Silver Cross 1409RH Merlin Rocking Horse.  For a price of only $9,995 he can be yours!  (Best of all?  Free shipping).


5.  Outgrown the Pram from the newborn days?  He needs the Stokke Xplory Complete. That’s right. And it only costs $1099.99. Just so you can assure yourself that this is a frugal purchase (for those money concious mommas out there), be heartened in knowing that this also doubles as a high chair.



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