Are you tired? Run down? Stinky?
…do you pop out at parties? Are you un-poopular?
Well, my dear vitameatavegamin loyaltists – I have a new product to bring your mommy out of the 1950s and into the new millennium.
The answer to all your problems is in this great little package right here.
Yes, with Happy Heinys, you can wear your way to health. All you do is let go of a great big tablespoonful after every meal. Mmmmmm…. It’s so comfy, too! Feels just like cotton.
So why don’t you join all the thousands of happy pappy babies, throw away your bottles, and buy your self a great big stack of…uh…
….this stuff…
Happy Heinys™ solids have been baby tested and last 12+ hours at night with absolutely no wicking for most baby’s. Happy Heinys™ are currently available in a variety of solid colors and fun prints. Happy Heinys™ Prints are laminated 100% cotton outers and may not work overnight for heavy wetters. The solids are laminated 100% poly outers and will work better overnight.
As found at http://www.diaperco.com/store/p/53-Happy-Heinys-Prints-Medium.html
After all…life’s no fun unless your heiny looks like a cow!
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